Friday, June 10, 2011

The Book Of AWESOME (by: Neil Pasricha)

The sound of rain from inside the tent

     Okay, straight up: You know those big kettle drums you see in the symphony? The ones being pounded with padded drumming sticks by a bald guy in a tuxedo? Well, the sound of rain from inside the tend is like living in a kettle drum.
     Now, let's be honest. The best thing about the sound of rain from inside the tent is that it means you're inside the tent, not outside in a wet T-shirt on your mud-splattered hands and knees, trying to hammer some plastic stakes into the mushy ground. Yes, putting up a tent in the rain is pretty high up there in The Book Of Annoying, a nonexistent netherlist that also features: Walking into spiderwebs, When you realize you're out of deodorant as you're putting it on, When someone says the punch line to the joke you're telling, and Forgetting your umbrella at the restaurant.
     The sound of rain from inside the tent feels safe, secure, and comforting. After all, you're out in the elements, safe from the elements. You'll get the marshmallow roasting sticks later, you'll build a fire tomorrow, but for now it's time to lie on the bumpy sleeping bag, put your hands behind your head, and just enjoy the noise.
     AWESOME!

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